Linda's masturbation questionnaire

I found this questionnaire online and sent it to Linda who gladly filled it out. 

Masturbation questionnaire

Are you male or female?   Female

Age?  56

 

At what age did you start masturbating?  10 or 11.  I remember being in the swimming pool then at sitting on the rope that separated the deep end from the shallow end with the rope going in between my legs and pressing into my bathing suit bottoms and into the folds of my vagina.  I sat there for quite awhile rubbing the rope on my vagina and realized how good it felt to be touched there.  This is when I began to realize how good my vagina felt being rubbed.

 

   
How many times a week do you masturbate?   It really depends.  If I have a busy week servicing men---I often orgasm while servicing men---than there is less need.  But at least on weekends

 

How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself?   Multiple

Where do you masturbate:

In bed?  Yes
In the shower?  Yes
In the bath?  Yes, with the spray nozzel from the shower
Outdoors?  Yes, and at the beach
At work?   I am a stay-at-home housewife.
Every room in the house?   Yes over time
In a car while traveling along the interstate?  Yes, boyfriends have masturbated me in the passenger seat with my skirt hiked up, panties off and driving by truckers who can look down at the passenger seat and see me, legs up on the dashboard and me being fingered.  I look up at them and smile. 

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other?  Sometimes
A friend? 
A friend's spouse? 
A stranger?  Yes.  Arousing to think of a complete stranger using me
A co-worker? 
A member of the same sex?  No.  I am a true cock whore.  Girls just do not do it for me.  I am designed for cock and have the 3 receptacles in which a cock can go and release its precious fluids.   My main purpose for existence.  
A member of the opposite sex?  Yes 
A past lover?  Sometimes

What position do you play in:

On your back?  Yes
Standing?   Yes
Kneeling? 
Sitting? 
Lying on tummy? 

How do you play:

With left hand?  Left
With right hand? 
With a toy?  Yes
With water from bath? Yes
Written erotica? 
Pictures? 
Movie clips online? 
Videos? 
Something on TV? 

What is your favorite porn:  Black men doing white wives with their husbands cleaning them up AFTER they have ejaculated inside the wife.

Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? 
Group sex or orgies? Not really
Blow jobs/oral sex? girl/girl oral
Cumshots? no
Age play? Legal only
S&M? light bondage sometimes
Role playing? no
Kinky? Depends on what kinky means

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? 
A chat room dialogue? 
Exchanged stories or pictures?   Yes, when I am chatting with men who have seen my posted photos

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating?  By whom do you mean?  A gardener working in our back yard caught me in the living room, panties lowered, legs spread, masturbating on the couch as he watched me though the picture window.   After I orgasmed I realized he was watching me.     He smiled and gave me a thumbs-up.
Masturbated for a man/woman?  For men yes
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? Yes, and there a number of photos of me doing that
Masturbated for a webcam? No but I'd like to.
Masturbated for a video?  Yes

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?  Absolutely.  Tug my nipple and twist it and when I begin to orgasm pull it hard, almost painful and I really orgasm. 
Insert something or play with your ass?  Often yes.  A large, thick dildo deep in my rectum.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Not often.  Maybe a few fingers
Use pain as a method of playing?  Twisting my nipples hard, yes

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? Sometimes.  Yes.  I secrete lots of vaginal fluids.  My hand usually gets wet and sticky.
When was the last time you masturbated? Today is Saturday, Arthur is out playing golf and I did while chatting with a man who has seen my posted photos.
Are you wet or hard now? Very wet.  The gusset of my pantie is stained.  Arouses me to have to answer such intimate and private questions about me and knowing my photos are on this blog too.  Totally exposed and theee is no way to hide what I am now.  
Are you going to masturbate now?  Have been rubbing through my pantie as I typed.  Yes, I will.
Are you a masturbation addict? I do not think so
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes
What is the most you have played in one day? Maybe 3 or 4 times.  Maybe 5 at the most.